"new york" Funny Status Messages

   A New York plastic surgeon has announced that he is creating “vacation breasts,” which are implants that would last two to three weeks. That’s amazing, isn’t it? Who gets a three-week vacation?

   Hey, guess what me and Rudy Giuliani have in common? We both can't practice law in New York.

   I’m what the New York Times once referred to as “an acquired taste…like bleach.”

   I was on the phone earlier with a friend in upstate New York. We touched on the weather. She said, "It's wet, gloomy and mostly in the 40's. I said that sounds like my sƐx life.

   The MSM claims national polls have Biden ahead by 14 points. By "national", they mean New York City, Chicago, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and cemeteries.

   Fun Fact: In New York City it’s a Class A felony for a pizzeria to run out of pepperoni.

   Too bad the Coronavirus doesn't act like elections. Mostly those who'll get it are in New York and California.

   93% of men in the 1930s ate their lunch while sitting on the edge of scaffolding at the top of unfinished skyscrapers in New York city.

   i saw a license plate yesterday that said 'i miss new york,' so I smashed their window and stole their radio

   Amazon just broke up with New York... on Valentine's Day...